We are going to be running regular caption competitions, on and offline.

There will be prizes to motivate you.

If any of the captions are really good, we may even print them.

Don’t hold back.

We are not prudish and love irreverent humour, but we may remove any contribution if we think goes too far and likely to be widely offensive.

Here goes:

  1. Sowing your wild oats ends 11:00am 15th December 2011.